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 Who says Marketing is not fun! I stumbled on this joke that explains what marketing is all about. If you are like me, I have to make marketing as interesting as it could be to keep me motivated day by day. With a lot of challenges and techniques to learn, we must take timeouts and keep ourselves refreshed to avoid burnouts. Have fun reading this.

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Marketing Explained

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and say, “Hi, I’m great in bed, how about it?” That’s Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You give your friend a buck. She goes up and says “Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?”
That’s Advertising.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You somehow get her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and then say “Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?”
That’s Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, “Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?”
That’s Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, “Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?”
That’s Hard Selling.

You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES OVER and says, “Hi, I hear you’re great in bed, how about it?”
Now THAT is the power of Branding.


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